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Merry Christmas everybody,
It is with great pleasure that I announce the birth of 'Half Awake' . After a long and painful labour, the midwife is now necking a pint of mead, smoking a festive crack pipe, and getting friendly with three wise men.
Oh, I might mention that there is one rude word as far as I remember, so be 'Parentally' advised. It's the Cxxx word, which in some civilizations is still deemed a bit rude. The rest is an edifying concoction of spiritually and morally uplifting musical poems blah blah blah.
Day two of sobriety...the self righteousness is worth the price of a trip to the Priory alone.
Went to the Crib Nativity Service at Ufton Nervet Church this afternoon. Not a primary school head governor in sight, but not an entirely wasted journey. Candles, carols and the beaming faces of l'il children...in a completely non Michael Jackson way.
Any, I'll say goodnight now, and repair to my bed chamber.
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See you in the pews.