09 March 2005

Three Wheels on my Wagon

Well, my oh so careful dietary plans came to nowt. As I floated a Big mac and Fries atop the sea of Guinness swirling around in my guilty old guts, it occurred to me that perhaps changing one's accepted routine in the search for brain cells might be a recipe for disaster. Although I shall still be taking Cognis and trying to eat well, I reserve the right to supplement my diet with all manner of nasties.
In my capacity as London's least enthusiastic press officer, I was out on the town last night watching some clients perform their excellent music, and chivvying along the esteemed ink slingers of the music press - not that they required much chivvying - student bar prices being what they are.

Now that the hangover has shrunk to tolerable proportions, I will spend a pleasant evening, engaged in the cerebral pursuit of watching the television.
I am rather concerned that I am being reduced to a bit part player in my own film. Googling myself earlier in the day - that's what it's called these days, I made an important discovery. Pretending to be somebody interested in acquiring my record, I typed in the details to see what came up. Oh it's there alright. Plenty of opportunities to buy it. The trouble is, it's from places like amazon and emusic. £11.99. If you're reading this now, you will have had to have been quite patient to find me.
As you know, Half Awake is available here for a snip at £10 including postage in the UK. Don't want to sound like a capitalist pig here, but that ten quid goes to me...and just me. It pays for guinness, cognis, socks, lollipops for Ave the Rave, crack for the missus and guns.If you buy it elsewhere, you'll be funding a smug twenty something emillionaire who lives in a warehouse in Bethnal Green, rides a miniature mountain bike and goes snow boarding. So there you are. The choice is yours.
Have a lovely evening. Oink.

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