07 March 2005

Whore Moore Super Store

I've got it. The solution to all my financial troubles. I will sell advertising space on my body for University Challenge. Come on advertisers, what are you waiting for. An AAB audience, thirty minutes prime time exposure. That's better than a spread in The Mail on Sunday. I'll make a rate card. Obviously chest will be the most expensive...or head perhaps.
If you rent both, I'll even throw in my legs, and promise to stand up every now and then.
For any other body parts you might want to hire, send me a private message.


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